May 2011

Chand ne Rab se Chandni Maangi...!!

2011-05-30

chand ne rab se chandni mangi,
suraj ne rab se roshani mangi ,
rab ne jab hamse hamari chahat puchi,
To hamne aap ke liye har khushi mangi.

Nasha Tha Unke Pyaar ka ....!!

2011-05-29

Nasha Tha Unke Pyar Ka ,
Jiss Mein Hum Kho Gaye ,
Unhi Bhi Nahi Pata Chala,
Ke Kab Hum Unke Ho Gaye

Har Insaan ko ek Doosre ki talaash hoti hai.......!!

Har kisi ke dhankan ke piche koi baat hoti hai ,
Har dard ke piche kisi ki yaad hoti hai ,
Apko pata ho na ho........ Par har insan ko ek dusre ki talash hoti hai

Two Lips Meeting in the Dark....!!

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the
dark!

Aankhon me Manzilen thi...!! Inspirational Shayari

2011-05-28

Aankhon Mein Manzilein Thi…
Gire Aur Sambhalte Rahe…
Aandhiyon Mein Kya Dum Tha…
Chiraag Hawa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe…
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Taalim Nahi Di Jaati Parindo Ko Udaano Ki…
Woh To Khud Hi Samajh Jaate Hain Ucchai Aasmano Ki…
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Mushqilo Mein Bhaag Jaana Asaan Hota Hai…
Har Pehlu Zindigi Ka Imtihaan Hota Hai…
Darne Wale Ko Kuch Nahi Milta Zindigi Mein…
Aur Ladne Walo Ke Kadmo Mein Jahaan Hota Hai…

Teri Pyaar ki baarish me nahane ko Jee chahta hai.......!! Romantic Shayari

Tere Pyar Ki Barish Mein Nahane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Teri Banhon Ki Garmi Mein Phighal Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Tere Ishq Ke Gehre Sagar Mein Doob Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Teri Jheel Si Kaali Aankhon Mein Sama Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Chand Se Tere Chehre Pe Fida Ho Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Mohabbat Mein Teri Hadh Se Guzar Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Teri Shehed Baatein Mere Dil Ko Bohat Lubhati Hain,
Bheegi Si Muskaan Teri Deewana Mujhe Kar Jaati Hain,
Ghussa Bhi Tera Hai Pyaar Bhara Saari Duniya Se Judaa,
Anokhi Teri Adaon Pe Marr Mitne Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Maanga Hai Tujhe Khuda Se Bare Sajdon Ke Baad,
KamZarf Zamane Ki Nazron Se Tujhe Chupa Lene Ko Ji Chahta Hai.

Mere Dil me basi Mohabbat ho tum...!!

Mere dil mein basi hararat ho tum,
Meri aankhon ko mili shararat ho tum,
Dekhun tumhein to paalun mein duniya,
Na milo to milne ki baghavat ho tum,
Tumhari khamoshi keh jaati hai kai baatein,
Jise yaad karta hai dil kai raatein,
Tumhare nanhe nanhe se haath aur badi badi baatein,
Yaad reh jaati hein tumse hui sab mulakatein,
Ummeed ho hamari aanewala kal ho tum,
mere dil mein basi mohabbat ho tum…

Naa Ye Chemistry hoti.....!! Funny Shayari

Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota
Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota
Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki
khubsurat is naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi
Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi
ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski saans thi
Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi j
ab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!
Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise
, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise
Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha
us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha
Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade
wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat
IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!
Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER
hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.
Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hai
zindagi ho gayi AB UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah,
bekar ghumte AB hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah .

Pyaar tou Woh hai jo Aankhon me Nazar aaye.....!!

2011-05-27

Wo To Pani ki Bund hai Jo Ankhon se Beh Jaye,
Ansu To Wo Hai Jo Tadap Ke Akhon mein Hi Reh Jaye,
Wo Pyar Kya Jo Laffzon Mein Bayan Ho
Pyar to Wo Hai Jo Ankhon Mein Nazar Aaye.

Chahte they hum..........!!

Tere palkon ke saaye me chupna chaahthe the hum,
teri muskuraahat dekhkar jeena chaahthe the hum,
koi bhi haseen nazaara tere saath dekhna chaathe the hum,
bas woh ek pal jeena chaathe the hum.

Zindagi Jo hai....Jiye Jaarahe hain....!! Romit's Shayari

These are shayari's written by one of my friend Romit Raj Jaiswal (search for him on facebook or Google)

More to come , will post them all here......Enjoy!! and yes they are really insightful

ZINDAGI JO HAI JIYE JAA RAHI HAI;
ZAKHM KE GHUM PIYE JAA RAHI HAI;
PHATI CHADDI SIYE JAA RAHI HAI;
AASHIQ HAI HUM, GUTKHA NAHIN;
SAMANDAR HAIN DIL, MATKA NAHIN;
ZOR SE LAGA THO JHATKA NAHIN;
MAIN IS FAALTHU SHAAYARIME ATKA NAHIN!

Mujhse mat Pooch ki kyun Aankh Jhuka li Maine.....!!

MUJSE MAT POOCH KI KYUN AANKH JHUKA LI MAINE,
TERI TASVEER THI JO TUJHSE CHUPA LI MAINE,
JIS PE LIKHA THA KI TU MERE MUQADDAR MEIN NAHI,
APNE MAATHE KI WOH TEHREER MITA LI MEINE,
HAR JANM SABKO YAHAAN SACHHA PYAAR KAHAAN MILTA HAI,
TERI CHAAHAT MEIN TO UMR BITA LI MEINE,
MUJHKO JAANE KAHAAN EHSAAS MERE LE JAAYEIN,
WAQT KE HAATHON SE EK NAZM UTHA LI MEINE,
GHERE REHTI HAI MUJHE EK ANOKHI KHUSHBU,
TERI YAADON SE HAR EK SAANS SAJA LI MEINE,
JISKE SHERON KO WOH SUNKE BAHUT ROYA THA,
BAS WOHI EK GHAZAL SABSE CHUPA LI MAINE

Jab Saath Woh Nahi....!!

Lekar ham doosron ki hansi kya kare.
jo apni nahi us khushi ka kya kare,
tanha jeene se accha h mar jaye hum,
jab saath woh nahi to Zindagi ji kar kya kare.

kab tak Door Bhagoge ek din Baat honi hai....!! Love Romantic Shayari

2011-05-26

Kb tak door bhagoge ek din to baat honi hai,
Khushbu ki bhawron se mulakat to honi hai,
Tadapkar kar yun na roko apni mohabbat ko,
pyaar ke mausam ki barsat to honi hai

Pyaar ki Meethi Meethi Yaad Dilaney lage hain aap...!! Romantic Shayari

Pyar ki Mithi-Mithi yaad dilaney Lagay hai Aap ,
Hum ko hami sey churaney Lagey hai Aap.
Tumhaari chahton ka saroor chhaya hai iss kadar,
Ki har shay main nazar Aaney Lagey hai Aap.
Sooni-Sooni Rahon pey chaltey huey hota hai yeh Ehsaas,
Jaisey saaya bankar Saath-Saath chalney Lagey hai Aap.
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Tumhaari iss Dewangi ko kya naam diya jaye,
Har Lamhe ko bechain karkey tadpaaney Lagey hai Aap.
Tere hi Khayalon sey Mehakney Lagi hai yeh jindgi,
Khushion bhare sapney "BOBBY" KO Dikhaney Lagey hai Aap.

mat bana Rishta is Jahan me....!!

Mat bana rishtha is jahan me,
Bahut muskil unhe nibhana hoga,
Har ek rista ek naya gam dega,
Ek taraf bebas tum, aur ek taraf-
Hasta Zamana hoga !!

Khwabon ko Paani Banakar Legaya hai kya karun....!!

2011-05-25

Khawab Ko Paani Banakar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun
Woh Meri Neendein Udaa Kar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun
Woh Jo Meethi Neend Ke Maanind Aaya Tha Kabhi
Mere Sapne Hi Chura Kar Le Gaya
Behte Ashkoun Ko Toh Pallu Chahiye Tha Pyaar Ka
Woh Toh Daman Bhi Chuda Kar Le Gaya Kya Karoun
Ab Aayaa Hone Lage Hain Bekali Ke Daiereh
Rang Chehre Ka Chura Kar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun
Mere Saare Qatt Jala Ke Rakh Uss Ne Kardiye
Apni Tehreerein Utha Kar Le Gaya Hai Kya Karoun

Aajkal Ladkiyon k Kapde....!! Funny Shayari

AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapde
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
“Oh How Mannerless” !!

Humein fursat Nahi Milti.......!!

Ye Hum Tasleem Karty Hain Humain Fursat Nahi Milti
Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhain Jab Yaad Karty Hain Zamana Bhool Jaty Hain…

Feelings are Many......!!

2011-05-24

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false, only My **Love is TRUE.

Ye Na Jaana Tha........!!

Zamana Pyaar Ka Itna Hi Kamm Hai
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha

Humara Sath Bas Do Hi Qadam Hai
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha

Khushi Aaghaz Tha Mere Mohabbat Ke Faasane Ka
Magar Is Khawab Ki Taber Gham Hai
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha

Badi Rangeen Baharoun Me Jalega Aashiyaana Mera
Lutega Iss Tarah Manzil Pe Aake Kaarwan Mera
Yeh Naa Jaana Tha…

Tu Gaya Uski Gali mein.........!! Funny Shayari

Arz kiya hai,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Tu gaya uski gali main,
Bola dil se dil laga Lo,
Jab dekha uski mummy ko to bola,
“Jute chappal” thik karva Lo.

Nazar se Nazar Jab Mila di......!! Love Shayari

2011-05-23

kisi ne meri nazar se nazar jab ,mila di
jindgi jumkar muskuradi
judai se to hum kuchh na bole
magar is nighaho ne dil ki kahani suna di

Ye Dil Na JAane kya Kar Baitha......!! Romantic Shayari

ye dil jane kya kar betha
mujse puchhe bina fisal kar betha
tuta sitara nahi milta jameen par
ye chand ke liye dhadkane bekarar kar betha

Door Jaakar b unse Door Na jaa Sake......!!

dur jakar bhi unse dur ja na sake
kitna roye kisiko bata na sake
gam ye nahi ke who mil na sake
dard ye he ki unko bhula na sake

Pathar ki hai Duniya........!!

2011-05-22

patthar ki he duniya zazbat nahi samajti
dil me kya he woh baat nahi samajti
tanha to chand bhi he sitaro ke bich
magar chand ka dard bewafaa raat nahi samajti

Wada Karte hain Yaari Nibhayenge......!! Freindship Shayari

wada karte he yari nibhayenge
kaushish yahi rahengi apko nahi satayenge
zarurat pade to dilse pukarna
kisi aur ke dil me hoge to bhi chale ayenge

Woh ek Chehra Hum Har Kahin Talash Karte Rahe....!!

wo 1 chehra hum har kahi talash karte he
Zinda to he magar Zindgi talash karte he
koi kyun bhul jata he hume apna bana kar
hum khud me wo kami talash karte he

Aap Jab Saamne....!! Love Romantic Shayari

aap jab samne se guzar jate he
arman dil ke ubhar jate he]
dekhkar apki pyari surat
sahme hue phool bhi nikhar jate he

Lamhe ye Suhaane Saath Ho na Ho........!!

2011-05-21

Lamhe Ye Suhane Saath Ho Na Ho,

Kal Me Aaj Jaisi Koi Baat Ho Na Ho,

Aapka Pyar Hamesha Is Dil Mei Rahega,

Chahe Poori Umar Mulakat Ho Na Ho..

Na Kabhi Muskurahat Tere Hothon Se Duur Ho..

Teri Har Khwahish Haqiqat Ko Manzoor Ho..

Ho Jaye Jo Tu Mujhse Khafa..

Khuda Na Kare Mujhse Kabhi Aisa Kasoor Ho..

Oh Mere Dil k Tukdey, Mere Chand hai Kahan...??? Fantastic Shayari...

Oh mere dil k tukdey mere chand he kahan..,
Teri maa tadhafp rhi teri yaad mei yahan..

Oh mere lal meri aankh ke tare
Teri maa bhatak rhi hei tery yad ke sahare...,

Aawaz deke mujh ko ek baar tu bula...
Oh mere lal tujhko dhundu me kahan

Ek bar mere bete aja tu laut kar..,
Kar degi maf saari khatayen teri maa..,

Aanchal mei apne tujh ko chu palegi tery maa
Aaja mere bete bhatak ta hei tu kahan

Duniya badi zalim he bch na sbhi se tu
Maa jesa tujh ko pyar mile ga whan kahan

Meri dua ayi har pal tere sath sath hei
Kar ke ankhei band pukare ga tu jahan...

Har sans meri tujh ko deti he ye duwa
Duniya me tu jahan ho khushiya ho sab wahan…

Na Nigahen Milti hai Na Baat hoti hai....! Romantic Shayari

Na nigahe milti hai na baat hoti hai,
vaardat aksar ye mere saath hoti hai,
Kaash bayaan kar dete tumhe haal-e-dil nazar,
Zuban larkhada hi jati hai,jab mulakat hoti hai.....

Kya Fayda hai Rone me.............!! SAd Shayari

KYA FAYDA HAI RONE ME E CHSHME JAAR AB
JAB ASHK HI DIL KI LAGI AAG KO BUJHA NA SAKE
KAYA JANU USE KYO WAHAM HAI MERI TARAF SE
JO KHWAAB ME BHI RAAT KO TANHA AA NA SAKE
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YE ZAMANA KHUDGARZ HAI ISKA YE DASTUR HAI
BAAT KARTA KAUN HAI MATLAB NIKAL JAANE KE BAAD
TUMSE HAI MOHABBAT HUME NAFRAT NA KARENGE
HUM AUR IS DUNIYA ME MOHABBAT NA KARENGE
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SHRINGAAR DEKHA NA DULHAN JAISA
DARD DEKHA NA BIRHAN JAISA
DEKHNE KO TO BAHUT KUCHH DEKHE
PAR DEKHA NAHI SATI KAFAN JAISA
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RUHE MAZAAR PE YE MISAAL KHUDVAENGE
MAR JAYENGE PAR DIL NA KISI SE LAGAYENGE
DER TAK LAASH TADAPTI RAHI KISI KE ITEZAAR ME
KYA KAFAN MILTA NAHI IS BEWAFA BAAZAR ME
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BASKE TERI NIGAHO ME IS MOHABBAT KI RAHO ME
KABHI GIR RAHE HAI KABHI SAMBHAL RAHE HAI
PALAK KO TODKAR DEKHO SITARE LOG LAYE
MAGAR MAIN WO NAHI LAYA JO SARE LOG LAYE

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Kahin Mile tou Usse Ye Kehna........!! Sad Emotional SHayari

Kahin Mile To Usse Ye Kehna

Faseel Nafrat Girra Raha hun

Gaye Dino Ko Bhula Raha hun

Wo Apne Wade Se Phir Gaya Hai

Main Apne Wade Nibha Raha hun

Kahein Mily To Usse Ye Kehna

Na Dil Mein Koi Malaal Rakhay

Humesha Apna Khyal Rakhay

Wo Apne Sare Gham Mujh Ko de de

Tamaam Khushiyaan Sambhaal K Rakhe…..

You Say You Love me...!!

2011-05-20

You say you love me
but i love you more
i feel as though
we were meant to be
for all of eternity

you say you need me
but i need you more
your the only one
that i have to run to
to keep me safe and warm
in the loneliest thoughts

You say you dream of me
but i dream of you more
i see you everyday
even when we aren't together
i see you in every thought

you say you miss me
but i miss you more
i cant get you
off my mind
every day and night
i cry myself to sleep

you say you know thangs
but i know more
i know that we were
meant to be
just the two of us
only you and me

Woh Waqt Woh Lamhe......!! Romantic shayari

2011-05-16

Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge
Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge
Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko
Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge

Unki Yaad Aakar Wafa Kargayi.....!!

Wo na aye par unki yad aakar wafa kar gayi,
Rahi tamana har waqt milne ki mere aman sukun tabah kar gayi,
Dar per ahat suni kai bar socha asar dua kar gayi,
Darwaza khola to koi nahi tha mazak hamare sath hawa kar gayi

Jiski Aarzu thi Usi ka Pyaar Na Mila.....!! Dard Shayari

Jiski aarzu thi usika hi pyar na mila.
Barso jiska intazar kiya usika hi sath na mila.
Ajib khel hai ye mohabbt ka
kisiko hum na mile aur koi hume na mila..

Dosti Nazaaron se ho tou Qudrat kehte hain.....!!

Dosti Nazaaro Se Ho To Kudrat Kehte Hai,
Sitaro Se Ho To Jannat Kehte Hai,
Husn Se Ho To Mohbbat Kehte Hai
Aur Hamse Ho To Use Kismat Kehte Hain !!

Funny Friendship Shayari - Ye Dost b Ajeeb hote hain.....!!

Ye Dost B Ajeeb Hotay Hain,
Denay Pay Aaen To Jan Day Dain,
Lenay Pay Aaen To Hansi Tak Cheen Lain,
Kehnay Pay Aaen To Dil K Tmam Khano K Raz Tak Keh Dain,
Chupanay Pay Aaen To Ye Tak Na Btaen K Khafa Q Hain,
Naraz Honay Pay Aaen To Sans Tak Na Lenay Dain,
Mnanay Pay Aaen To Apni Sanso Ko War Dain,
Bus Dost Zindagi Mein Nahi Mila Krtay Blkay,
Zindagi Doston Men Mila Krti Hy….!!

Manzilen apni jagah.......Raaste Apni Jagah......!!

2011-05-15

Aapki Muskaan Aapk Hoton se na CHootay....!!

apki muskan apke hoto se na chhute..
duniya me apse koi na ruthe ...
mehrwan ho khuda itna ap par ...
ki asman ke taare bhi apki marji se hi tute

Dosti ki judai ka gam na karna..
door raho toh bhi mohhabat kam na karna..
agar miley zindagi ke kisi mod per...
toh..hume dekh kar aankhe band na karna....

Kaash Banane wale ne humhe Aansu banaya hota.....!!

Kaash banane wale ne hume aansu banaya hota,
Aur mehboob ki aankh mein basaya hota,
Jab girte unki aankh se unki godh mein,
Thoda marne ka maza bhi aaya hota..!!

Kabhi Zindagi Lage Bhaari......!!

kabhi zindagi lage bhaari
kabhi lagti halki -fulki
iske rang hass k dekho.........
apna lo khushi har pal........ ki
thodi -thodi bhaari-
thodi-thodi halki......
yahi zindagi hai hum sabki..........

Jabse tumko apna Bana Rakha hai........!!

Jab se tm ko apna Bna rakha ha.
Aise lagta ha Ac chla rakha ha..

Dil to kab ka Kisi ko de chukey hein.
Aur tere lye Gurda bacha rakha ha.

Tu ne Nazren pher lin to Kia hoa??
Ham ne bhi kisi aur se chakar chla rakha ha.

1 ansu Baha kr ehsan kartey ho!!!
Ham ne Ankhon me Nalka lga rakha ha.

kabhi koi apna anjaan hojaata hai.......!!

2011-05-14

Apni Dosti ka Ehsaan Maante hain.....!!

Apni dosti ka ahsan mante hai……..
Jawab dena imaan mante hai…….
Wo aur honge jo dosti main jaan dete hai…..
Hum to dost ko hi apni jaan mante hai………

Itna toota hun k Choonay se Bikhar Jaaunga......!!

Itna toota hoon ki choonay say bikhar jaaoonga,
Ab agar aur dua dogay to mar jaaoonga !
Pooch kar mera pata, waqt ra-e-gah na karo,
Main to banjara hoon, kya jaanay kidhar jaaoonga !
Har taraf dhund hai, jugnu hai na charag koi,
Kaun pehchanayga, basti mein agar jaaoonga !
Zindagi, main bhi musaafir hoon teri kashti ka,
Tu jahan mujh say kahegi main utar jaaoonga !
Phool rah jayeengay guldaan mein yaadon ki nazar,
Main to khushboo hoon fhizaon mein bikhar jaaoonga !
Itna toota hoon ki choonay say bikhar jaaoonga,
Ab agar aur dua dogay to mar jaaonga

Kyon Muqaddar ko Sochta hai bande.....!!

kyon mukkadar ko sochta hai bande ,
apni manzil ko dekh
buland hai gar.. hosla tera to samne
roshni ko dekh.........

Chali Jaati hai Aaye din......!!

Chali Jaati Hai Aaye Din Wo Beauty-Parlour Mein Yun,Ghalib
K Maqsad Hai Jawan Lagna Misaal-E-Hoor Ho Jana.
Magar Ye Baat Kisi Begum Ki Samajh Mein Kyun Nahi Aati?
K Mumkin Hi Nahi Kishmish Ka Phir Se Angoor Ho Jana!

Meri Palkon ko tou bass.....!!

2011-05-13

Pachta raha hun Aapse Rishta Todkar.........!!

pachta raha hoon aapse rishte ko todkar,
barbad ho gaya hoon main daaman ko chorkar.
rahne de apne kadmon mein is badnaseeb ko,
jaoonga kaha ab teri chaukhat ko chirkar.
hindu ka ghar alag to musalman ka alag,
milte hain maykade mein to matbhed chorkar.
barse hain moti meri aankh se raatbhar,
chaho to dekh lo mera daman nichrkar.
panghat bhi wo nahi na wo aamon ki chaw hai,
shahron mein kya mila mujhe ganw chorkar.
koshish karke bhi tera bachna muhal hai,
le legi jaan maut to panja maror kar.
ajeet chahte ho sawarne ki gar sanad,
khud ko sawanriye jara aaina chorkar.

Aitbaar Hojaata hai........!!

Kisi na kisi pe, kisi ko, Aetbaar ho jaata hai,
Ajnabi koi shaks, aksar yaar ho jaata hai.
Khoobiyo se hi nahi hoti mohhabat,
Khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jaata hai.
palko ki nami me chupa kar sapno ko..
humne unhe jaane ki izazat de di..
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdo me..
unhe muskarane ki izazat de di….

Humhe Manzoor Nahi.....!!

HUM KISI SE KHUSIYAN MANGE YE HUMNE MANJOR NAHI ,
MANGI HUI KHUSION SE KISKA BHALA HOTA HAI,
HAUSLA RAKH USKI ADLAT ME HAR ROJ EK FAISLA HOTA HAI,
JITNA JISKI TAKDIR ME HO UTNA JAROOR ADA HOTA HAI...

hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to
kya hua umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

Itna na yaad aaya karo.........funny......!!

2011-05-12

kabhi pasand na aaye
mera saath to bata dena....

hum dil par pathar
rakhkar tumhe goli maar denge.......

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dil yu hi kisi par aata nah.....
pyaar yu hi kiya jata nahi...

pyaar karo to dard sehne
ki adat daal lena

kyuki ye wo dard hai jo
''MOOV'' se bhi jata nahi...

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Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo
K Raat Bhar So Na Sakain,
ae dost.....
Dopehar 2 Baje Ankh Khulti Hai..
To Ghar Wale Naashta Nahi Dete… ;->

Dil Milne ko Beqarar Tha.......!!

2011-05-11

Dil ki Lagi........!!

palko ki chilman haya ban gayi,
aawaj ki khanak gazal ban gayi.
wo ithla ke gujarana unka hamari gali se,
unke liye ada thahri hamare to dil ki lagi ban gayi

Aaj bhi Akele hai Hum.....!!

Na milene ki khushi,
Na bichadne ka gum,
Na tanha na udas hai hum,
kaise kahe apse kaise hai hum,
bus samajh lo kal bhi akle the,
aur aaj bhi akle hai hum...........................

Itihaas badal Jaate hain..........!!

hum machaltay hain toh bhuchaal machal jaatay hain
hum ubaltay hain toh parbat dehel jaatay hain
humein badlnay ki koshish mat karna mere dost
hum badaltay hain toh itihaas badal jaatay hain

Khichdi............!!

mere marne k baad meri kabr par baajra bo dena

unhe bhi to pta chale k hum khichdi k shaukin the.

Tanha Mujhe Rehna Sikha Diya....!!

2011-05-10

Fursat nahi Milti....!!

dil mein hozaroorat to mohabbat nahi milti,
khairat mein itni badi daulat nahi milti.
kuch log un hi shahar mein humse khafa hain,
har ek se to apni tabiyat nahi milti.
dekha tha jise maine koi aur tha shayad,
vo kaun hai jisse teri surat nahi milti.
haste huye chehron se hai baajar ki zannat,
rone ko yahan vaise bhi fursat nahi milti.

Mere Sapnon ki Dulhan hai tu.....!!

U DIL HAI MERA DHADKAN HAI TU
MERI KHUSHIYON KA AANGAN HAI TU

BARSO SE TADAP IS DIL ME THI
HAR SAANS MERI MUSHKIL ME THI

RAHAT KI TUNE BARISH KI
HAAN MERE LIYE SAWAN HAI TU..

HAR SAANS AMANAT HAI TERI
MERE TO LIYE JEEVAN HAI TU..

MANA TU MUJHSE DOOR HAI PAR
HAR RAAT MEIN TUJHSE MILTA HOON

KHWABON ME MERE TU AATI HAI
MERE SAPNO KI DULHAN HAI TU.........

Kadam Kadam par girey Magar.....!!

HAMNE MAZILE TAYKI HAI TO KUCH ISS TARAH
CHAL KAR DOREE, DOOD KAR UDE, UDA KAR GIRE
GIR KAR UTHE, UTHA KAR CHALE OR CHALTE RAHE........

"KADAM KADAM PAR GIRE MAGAR SIKHA
KAISE GIRTO KO THAMLIYA KARTE HAI"

Wife Ban jaati hai.....!!

Waqt Par Aadat Na Badli Toh Woh
Zarurat-e-Life Ban Jaati Hai,
Aur Agar Time Par Girlfriend
Na Badli Toh Woh Kambhakt Wife Ban Jati Hai….

Barsaat Kaafi hai.....!!

2011-05-09

Wo kahkar chale gaye itni mulaqat kafi hai,
humne kaha ruk jaao abhi raat baki hai.
aansu mere tham jayen to shauk se jana,
aise mein kahan jaaoge ,,abhi is dil mein barsaat kaafi hai.

Dastaan Sunane se pehle......!!

Meri barbadi ki daastan sunane se pehle,
Mujhe itna bata jaate chhod jaane se pehle,

Agar koi shikwa tumne mujhse kiya hota,
Main tumko mana leta rooth jaane se pehle,

Tum khush naseeb ho humne chaha hai tumhain,
Warna bahut the humko chahne wale tumse pehle,

Kya maloom tha itna tarpayegi judai teri,
Dekho tum laut aana yeh jaan jaane se pehle

Kya Khabar thi woh Mujhse itna Khafaa hojayega.....!!

ar jhukaaoge to patthar devataa ho jaayegaa
itanaa mat chaaho use wo be-wafaa ho jaayegaa

ham bhii dariyaa hai hame apanaa hunar maaluum hai
jis taraf bhii chal padenge raastaa ho jaayegaa

kitanii sachchaai se mujhase zindagii ne kah diyaa
tuu nahi meraa to koi dusaraa ho jaayegaa

main Khudaa kaa naam le kar pii rahaa hun dosto
zahar bhii is me agar hogaa davaa ho jaayegaa

ruuTh jaanaa to mohabbat kii alaamat hai magar
kyaa Khabar thii mujh se wo itanaa Khafaa ho jaayegaa

Some funny ones....!!

Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Jaher ko Jaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega

Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha...
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha .....
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara....
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha

Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai.
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai.
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.
Teri nazron se nazar milane ko ji chahta hai kambhakth

Pathar b Na Aaye Hote.......!!

Dhoop ke sheher mai ik umr na jalna padta
Hum bhi ai kaash kisi ped ke saaye hotey

Phal padosi ke darakhton pe na paktey to "Ehsaas"
mere aangan mai yeh patther bhi na aaye hotey

Rone ko yahan Fursat Nhi milti.....!!

2011-05-08

Woh tou humhe na mili......Funny one...!!

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili..................
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!

Dosti, Zindagi ya Apna Saya.....!!

Karib se tujhe jana to apna paya
Dosti mein tujhe ajmaya to apna paya
Tujhe kya naam du samaj na aaya
DOSTI, ZINDAGI YA APNA SAYA

Abhi tou Poora Aasman Baaqi hai....!!

Zindagi ki aasli udaan abhi baaki hai
Zindagi ke kai imtehann abhi baaki hai
Abhi to naapi hai mutthi bhar jamin humne
Abhi to pura aasman baaki hai...

Ishq me Chup rehkar bhi Nazron se Baat hoti hai....!!

2011-05-07

Ishq mein chup rehkar bhi nazro se baat hoti hai
Ab to khwabo mein tumse roz mulaqat hoti hai

Kisi din tum bhi dekhoge ye nazara haseen
Muhabbat bhare dilo ki baat kuch khash hoti hai

Phir na yaad aayenge ye gile shikwe kabhi tumko
Jab jaan jaaoge ki pyar mein kya baat hoti hai

Kabhi to hoga ahsaas tumhe meri chahto ka
Gham-e-muhabbat mein bin sawan barsat hoti hai

Ek din har teraf bikhar jayega khushiyo ka savera shail
Pyar bhare sansar mein bhala kab raat hoti hai

Aaj Jaane kaisa Aabhaas hua.....!!

aaj jaane kaisa aabhaas hua
na koi door na hi koi paas hua
na koi yahan mujhe ekant mila
phir bhi har ore sab shant mila
to aaj apne bhaavo ki sarita likhne baitha hu
na kuch aur bas main ek kavita likhne baitha hu

hriday me jaane ye kaisa shor hai
kahin andhera aur kahin bhor hai
kyon sirf apne paraye ka gyan hai
ho raha bas har reet ka apmaan hai
to aaj kuch ramayan kuch geeta likhne baitha hu
na kuch aur bas main ek kavita likhne baitha hu

ye sansaar bhi bada vichitra hai
ki phool par bhi daal raha itra hai
kahan har koi yahan us paar jata hai
kabhi koi jeete kabhi koi haar jata hai
to thoda apna jeevan thodi chita likhne baitha hu
na kuch aur bas main ek kavita likhne baitha hu

ksis ka hriday ghrina se dhal raha
aur koi yahan pe prem me jal raha
ksis ko lag raha ye jeevan gart hai
man me jami shayad dhool ki part hai
to kuch jeevan kuch jag ki suchita likhne baitha hu
na kuch aur bas main ek kavita likhne baitha hu

Humhe kya mitayegi gardish Zamane ki.....!!

"hame kya mitayegi gardish jamaneki,
hame to aadat hai gamo me muskuraneki"
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"falak ko chah hai jidhar bijliyan giraneki,
hamebhi chah hai wahi aashiyan bananeki!!"

Hokar Maayus Na yun....!!

HOKE MAAYUS NA YU SHAAM KI TARAH DHALTE RAHIYE
JINDGI EK BHOR HAI SURAJ KI TARAH NIKALTE RAHIYE
THEROGE EK PAAV PAR TO THAK JAOGE
DHEERE DHEERE HI SAHI MAGAR RAAH PAR CHALTE RAHIYE

Sab kch jala....!!

Dil jala, Faslein jali....chappar jala,
Sirf Chulha Chorh Saara ghar jala,

Aag tou har ghar me hoti hai miya...
kya kabhi us aag me shohar jala ....

Tu Door b hai .........Tu Paas B hai....!!

2011-05-06

Tu door bhi hai Tu pass bhi hai
Is dil ko tera ehsas bhi hai,
itne pyar se khuda ne mujhe
teri dosti se nawaja hai ki
khud par mujhe gurur bhi hai aur naj bhi hai.........

Maine Chaha Tha,.....!!

Maine chaha tha hamesha pura,,,
Mila nindo ko khwab bhi adhura,,
Ye shikayate bhi kya chiz hoti hai,,
Ghop deti hekhud ki peeth me chura,,

Wahan Main Jaata Nahi....!!

Juban aur Dimag chalta hai.. waha mai jata nahi...
Bhasha Dil kee jane kyu ... samjh mai pata nahi..
Jau to kaha jau ye bhari.... chithade lekar ab,,,
wazan e badan o ummide ab utha mai pata nahi

Har Mod pe....!!

Har Mod Pe MiL Jaate Hain Humdard Hazaron
Shayad Meri Basti Mein Adakaar Bahut Hain

Kuch Paane ki Khwahish.....!!

Kuchh paane ki khwahish ko mann mein laya na gya
uske jaane ke baad kisi aur se dil lgaya na gya

Kuchh to baat thi uski muskurahat mein
laakh chahkar bhi mujhse bhulaya na gya

Yu to khafa mujhse wo har roz hota tha
lekin is baar wo rutha aise ki manaya na gya

Kisse kehta main haal-e-dil wo jo na tha mere paas
usski yaadon k siva apna koi bnaya na gya

Koi nahi chalta hai saath safar-e-zindgi mein shail
andhero mein saaye se bhi saath nibhaya na gya

Begaane hogaye hain hum.....!!

Uski ek jhalak ke liye duniya se begaane ho gye hain hum
aisa lagta hai ki ishq mein deewane ho gye hain hum

Tera jikra aane pe jaane kyun log mera naam lete hain
har shaqs ke charcho ke fasaane ho gye hain hum

Bhari mehfil mein mujhe pehchanne se inkaar karta hai
jiski tanhaiyo mein gungunane ke taraane ho gye hain hum

Mujhe pta hai ki milti nahi apni raah-e-zindgi kahin
par wo na milega iss baat se anjaane ho gye hain hum

Ab to aaja ki ye dum niklne ko hai Shail
tere intezar mein din, mahine, zamaane ho gye hain hum

Ghamon ki Baarat....!!

chand jaye bharen jayen ya phir hasin koi kaynat jaye
koi rasm...koi riwaj....koi sagun to sath jaye
koi umeed bhi kya kre doston vahan se
jab ek khushi ko lene gamon ki barat jaye..

Milne ki Umang....!!

2011-05-01

Jamane se nahi tanhaise darta hun,
Pyar se nahi ruswaise darta hun
Milne ki umang bahut hoti hai dil mein
Lekin milne ke bad teri judaii se darta hun..